- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Having a mental breakdown because im so close to buying an iphone but i cant decide







